Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Dating Disclaimer

Yea, yea, yea I know I haven't blogged in a very long time. Between work and school I don't have too much time. However, tonight I am forcing myself to type this. This whole dating scene is for the absolute birds! I'll be quite honest, I HATE IT! I'd rather watch paint dry. I've learned more things in a month about myself and I think I should share.

First, I am just looking for a friendship first and see where it takes us from there. Refrain from clinging to me like I'm the last woman on this earth. I'm not. We just met..... I'm not your baby, babe, honey, sweetie, or darlin. We don't know each other like that.

Second, after our first few dates you do NOT want me in any shape, form, or fashion. That is absolutely disgusting. I'm flattered if you think I'm pretty and please do say so. However, telling me you want me, makes me want to PUKE!

Third, my name is: Michelle, not any form from that unless you are in my immediate circle.

Fourth, if you are a self- proclaimed Christian act like it. Being holy right now and swearing in 20 minutes ain't gonna cut it. I struggle with this daily and need someone who will truly help me with this struggle.

Fifth, Skype and FaceTime should be banned altogether. I found this out the hard way. I'll spare you all the details.

I hope this weeds out the duds. I'm sure it won't, but I am considering printing this off and taking it on ALL my first dates. Whew I feel so much better I was able to get this off my chest.


MEK